Pelham

A small town in Southern Westchester that is beast but doesn't allow snow days. It also has many pizza parlors and nail salons. No one really knows what it is. Many smart people live in this town. It consists of 3 parts; Pelham Manor, the Village of Pelham, and Pelham. Altogeher they are known as The Pelhams. Their mascot is the Pelham Pelican (pathetic...). Pelham is a chill town to live in.

Dude 1: "What's Pelham?"
Dude 2: "A town stupid."
Dude 1: "Never heard of it."
Dude 2: "You know, it's the one with all the pizzerias?"
Dude 1: "Oh!!!"

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