Cummy Bears

The art of ejaculating on a bunch of gummy bears, putting them in tupper ware and gifting them to someone

Guy 1: Hey man we gotta go do Beckys birthday we're aldready late!
Guy 2: Hold on a second, my cummy bears arent ready.
Guy 1: Alright, I think we can wait 30 seconds.

Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car

Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"