three bean carpet salad

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.

John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.

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Dueche Cannoe

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

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