butt quack

(n.) a fart that sounds like a duck quacking

Last week I was on Zoom when Gary let out the loudest butt quack.

have handy

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.

The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.

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Hit the sit

(v.) sit down; take a seat; chill out; relax

“Wow, that Hennessy kicked my ass... I need to hit the sit.”

Coach to her team in the locker room immediately after they were shut out: “Ok, ladies... Hit the sit and shut the f*** up! We need to talk.”