Covfefe

When you grab it by the pussy and cover it.

Trump: Grab it by the pussy and covfefe
Person: Trump wtf

Instagram Comedian

The term was originally a term used to describe people like Lele Pons. It is often used to describe unfunny people as Instagram Comedians are fucking shit. It can also be used to describe someone with no talent.

Jake: “Did you see w stood up and shouted in class?”
Zach: “Yeah, he’s such an Instagram Comedian.”

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Fortnite

The best type of chastity belt used by most mothers of autistic kids

Paul: Hey you know Johnny is 33 and still a virgin
Josh: He plays Fortnite
Paul: Makes sense.