FCI Poundmeintheass

Reference to what happens to prisoners in federal custody (FCI = Federal Correctional Institue). Derived from the "federal pound me in the ass prison" line from the move Office Space.

Police officers who violate a person's civil rights should spend five years in FCI Poundmeintheass.

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Trepanazine

Sometimes spelled "Trepanizine." A euphemism for a bullet. Derived from trepanning, the practice of opening holes in the skull for medical or other purposes.

Child molesters can be cured by administering 300 grains of Trepanazine.

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federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."

President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!