The Walk of Shame

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.

Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."

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