Love Callous

Knobby build-up of dead tissue resulting from over-use in activities related to sex.
See also: Margaret's Pootie

Damn! That knob jockey gots one nasty love callous in her jine!

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Prairie Doggin

v. The uncomfortable sensation resulting from a turd repeatedly pressing against the rectal sphincter and having to be squeezed back in; analogous to a prairie dog popping its head in & out of its burrow.

Damn, I gotta find me a shitter fast cuz I'm prairie doggin one monster of a log!

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cap

Urban slang term for bullet or slug, originating from the noisy but harmless caps used with a child's cap-gun.

I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass.

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Pete-myster

One who is most popular, known to all inside school, the local area and a top figure in sports of any kind. Also know to be sought after by every woman within a 5 mile radius.

That dude's a true pete-myster. I know 6 hot chicks that'd love to get with him.

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juicy fruit

Juicy Fruit is a type of gum made by...Wrigley, I think. Also, Juciy Fruit can mean a gay man that looks good...to another gay man.

straight: wants some juicy fruit?
non-straight: i ain't gettin none from you! i already got my man!

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malt liquor

frothy beverage normally consumed on mondays in celebration of Malt Liquor Monday. Can be consumed at other times during the week. Usually found in 40 oz bottles, but is also a steal in the 6 pack of 16 oz hurricanes for $3.87.

Drink malt liquor, its not as bad as you think.

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janx

junk, stuff, thing

hey, slob, can you unload all that janx from the dishwasher.

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