cuntversation

A conversation between two individuals that is cuntfull.

Annie "But you can never use the word cuntext out of context."
Matt "What does cuntext mean?"
Annie "Ugh, this is turning into a right cuntversation"

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Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

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cuntext

When circumstances make it appropriate to use the word 'cunt'.

Mother: "Oh that lady was a cunt"
Daughter: "You can't say that!"
Mother: "It was in cuntext!"

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two bite check

The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.

Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.

Limp as.

A phrase to yell when things are not going well.

When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."

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