oral sex

The primar function of the mouth

man says:Would you like to give me a oral sex?
women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"

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god

1.creator or the humans(inculding Hitler,Bin Laden,the Pope and his biggest failure BRITNEY SPEARS!)
2.hypocrite
3.the only evil who walks invisible(as quoted by John Milton himself)
4.mostly recognized as a killer...Im talkin hear about zillions!
5.main character in the fiction work called The Bible
6.gay son
7.passionated hater of homosexuals
8.gay son(...just to piss him off)
9.divine POPSTAR
10....and beloved by all!

Humanitys imaginary friend and foe...GOD!

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