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Hopeism

Hopeism is a religion that worships the lord and savior Nagito Komoeda and his Nintendo DS. We pray to him daily by hating despair and loving hope, and we also say his holy words like “One day..I am going to snap..and then..you will not hear from me again.”. We also watch his edit daily to cleanse our souls from despair and drink hope water. 🛐🤲

Person A: I just converted to Hopeism! Person B: Omg really? Let’s go watch the Nagito edit!

by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

392👍 4👎


Hisokaism

Hisokaism is a religion that worships a hot clown pedophile who likes to suck 12 yr old pp named Hisoka Marow. They usually worship his bungee gum and his big fat juicy monstrous glizzy long dog schlong. They bless fellow worshipers and pray to him by saying “OoOHHh gOOnNN” or “bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum”🛐🤲. Their bible contains various verses and speech that he has said and is full of knowledge. I welcome all of you to Hisokaism.🙆🏽 ♀️🛐

I just converted to Hisokaism! Bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum🛐🤲🙏

by nagitosdrycumsock October 30, 2020

6👍 2👎