Dog Water

when your friend is complete ass at something

Marcus- Yeo bro, I learned a new off -stage combo with scythe.
Joey- Oh word bro? lemme see that right quick
*plays a set of best of 3 in brawlhalla*
Joey- YO MY MANS YOU ARE ACTUAL DOG WATER YOU SUCK BRO GO SKYDIVE WITH OUT A PARACHUTE MY MANS YOU'RE ACTUAL DOG WATER LITERALLY
Marcus- *Leaves current area he's in*

Bozo Energy Drink

When your friend, gives an unreasonable excuse.

me- Yeoooo Reggie lemme get some of that baconeggancheese my mans
Reggie- Nah you good bro, i just bought it.
Me- That's that Bozo Energy Drink my mans smh you wack af