derail

This is when you mistakenly fallout of the vagina and literally smash the sphincter or asshole of a woman during sex.

I was having some intense sex with this chick, but I derailed and ruined everything. Especially her asshole.

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poleslaw

Pole slaw is semen, not to be confused with Coleslaw, which contains very little semen.

My meat staw distributes poleslaw.