narbule

n. A small bump or protrusion, usually (but not always) round.

"Wipe your feet on the gray narbulated mat."
Or, "It drives me nuts when these &*$%#% narbules break off because you can't replace them and the stupid thing never sits flat again."

pupcakes

An inability or unconscious reluctance to escape the inertia of negativity. In short, the inability to pull one's head out one's own ass. (See "mental pupcakes.")

"This country song sounds just like the other 800 hits on the radio this year. It means nothing to anyone, just a collection of clever phrases set to a mediocre melody." "You're just having pupcakes again. Now sit back down and keep counting!"

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mental pupcakes

An inability or unconscious reluctance to escape the inertia of negativity. In short, the inability to pull one's head out one's own ass. (See "mental pupcakes.")

"I'm not good enough for this audition tomorrow, Jennifer. I've got to call in sick." "Nonsense, Brad! You're a brilliant actor! You're just having mental pupcakes."

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