jail 45

a term used to signify wanting to incarcerate Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States

phil: orange put on a media show with the his idol at the head of the DPRK.

Joey: we need to jail 45

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coronavirus taskforce

a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis

little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?

mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed

write a book about it

a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos

Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school

Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it

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