chestuh

john oram aka stacks supervisor

i hang out in dorms 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i buy my clothes at the "children's place" 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

i look at girls young enough to be my grandaughter 'cuz i'm a chestuh.

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glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.

"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"

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anti-bush

Anti-bush means you are against the over growth of pubic hair in your nether region. A prefence for short or no pubic hair.

Because I am "anti-bush" I shave a minimum of 2 times per week to maintain my well kept genital garden.

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Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, best-selling author of the book Slaughterhouse-Five and other memorables like Slapstick. Writes about death and war.

"I want to time travel like Billy Pilgrim in Vonnegut's novel."

"Shit man, you're a freak."

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Bogart

To hold onto something for too long when you are supposed to pass it on.

Oh sorry didn't mean to bogart the pipe. Here.

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what to do

a commmon phrase in Israel. means that you`ve tried all the posibilities there are and still cannot find a solution.

we`ve tried Humus, we`ve tried falafel, we`ve tried double-burger with chips, but what to do - we are still hungry

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absofuckinglutely

Comes from the first episode of sex & the city.

A combination of the expressions "absolutely" and "fuck yeah" (absofuckinglutely) that means a very firmative yes

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he's ever been in love and he says "absofuckinglutely."

Big often used this term.

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