commutator

A communist dictator.

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"

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pranket

A pranket is a pocket sized prank.

Pranket fan #1: "OMG. I've got a pranket in each pocket!"

Pranket fan #2: "Awesome! Looks like it's going to be an interesting day then."