jo

dc slang for yo. talking to someone in general from dc.

whats up jo! im going to the party around the corner jo. you a fake ass nigga jo.

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hump day

started out in Vienna, VA as a huka-chilled day after school consisting of 3-15 of your closest friends. It later progressed (or digressed, as some may say) into a day in which you toked up before, during, and after school..then later passed out after your family appeased your munchies with dinner. One must wear greend on hump day in roder to officially celebrate. This year 4-20 just happens to fall on a hump day. Happy humpin humpers..

huka hump day can be celebrated not only with the preferred reefer. Healthy substitutes such as alcohol may suffice

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Exxon Express

1. The act of fucking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. When she turns around, you cock slap her in the face, and skeet in her mouth. After wong-whacking the fuck out of her, you take shit on her chest. You gouge her eye out with your left nut, Then, (my favorite part), you fuckin shoot her ass in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. The downside is, it only works once...

2. When you fill up your car with gas at an Exxon station.

Peter: Dude, I got arrested for giving Maria an Exxon Express, and now I'm on fucking death row!!!!

Alex: Holy shit, dude...

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