Superhead

Karrine Steffans, aka Superhead, author of the very controversial Confessions of a Video Vixen. You may know her as the video-ho with the incredibly fake-looking implants covered by gold pasties that was in Mistikal's 'Danger' video. She is notorious for giving head to many, many rappers. Why she would want to be famous for sucking dick is anyone's guess!

Book-loving individual 1:"Superhead looks like she is taking a huge dump in the photo on the back of her book."
Book-loving individual 2: "I know, lol! Who do you think Papa is? I bet it's Scarface!"
B.L.1: "No way! It's gotta be L.L. Cool J!"

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The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe

A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.

I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.

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glamour shots

A place in the mall where ugly girls go to get thier picture taken. Glamour shots has a make-up artists on site to make you up before they take your picture.After the glamour shots treatment, most girls leave with photos making them look like ugly drag queens instead of mere ugly girls.

"OMG, I started laughing when Nicole showed me her glamour shots.I just couldn't keep it in, she really thinks she's cute!"

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hide-and-seek

It's a game! You can play with 2 or more players.This is how you play:
First, pick someone to 'seek'.You can do this by flipping a coin if you are playing with only two players. If you are playing with three or more players, everybody will have to mutually decide who will seek,or you can draw straws. Next, the person who is the 'seeker' has to find a corner, cover his eyes, and face the wall and start counting (I recommend counting to 30,but you can also count to 45 or 100 if you want). While the 'seeker' is busy counting, the 'hider(s)' will hide. When the 'seeker' is finished counting, he will commence 'seeking' for the 'hiders'. The winner is the person who is found last in a hide-and-seek game of three or more, and the winner of a two-person game would naturally be the 'hider', no matter what, as he wins basically by default.

Oh, man! You've GOTTA play
hide-and-seek!It's really cool!

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drifting

I have seen "The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift" and they show what drifting is in the movie. Drifting is apparently going really, really fast, so fast, in fact, that you burn up your tires and careen haphazardly into other cars and/or buildings and/or pedestrians, all in a puff of smoke!

lame girl: "I think drifting is so cool! It makes my tires smoke and then I crash into things!"
smart girl: "You must have a really boring life, dweeb."

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game thumb

What happens to your thumb after playing 2 or more consecutive hours of video games, especially games where you have to continuously tap buttons to get up and/or use the analog sticks.A blistered, red sensitive thumb. See nintendo thumb and playstation thumb.

If you play a Def Jam game, game thumb is a given. Bet on it.

pain-wimp

Someone who is a big fat baby when it comes to pain of any kind.When every headache is a migraine and every sprain is a break.

"My boyfriend is such a pain-wimp! I punched him in his stomach and he was all doubled-over..."

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