Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.

Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

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Dildo chucks

Two dildos strung together so they may be wielded like a weapon.

If anyone tries to rape me, I'll beat their ass with my dildo chucks.

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Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

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cuntainment

Cunt-ain-munt

kuhn TAYN muhnt
-noun
1 the act or condition of Cuntaining or being clingy.
2 an act or policy restricting a man from spreading his seed, esp to a younger woman.
3 an enclosure completely surrounding the male genitalia, designed to prevent the release of cum in the event of ejaculation.
4 a state of pussy whippedness.

Man, I can't even go out wit you guys anymore, my girl has me under some serious Cuntainment.

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poonanna

A hot grandmother who is usually either widowed or just enjoys a good sausage festival.

I'm tired of all these stupid young bitches, I need to meet a nice poonanna to take care of me while not wearing her dentures.

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Bilge Troll

Someone so hideously disgusting that they can only occupy dark wet areas in the bowels of large water-going craft. They are a tremendous nuisance and have a habit of riddling anyone who may come near them. The price of answering one of their riddles wrong is performing a sexual favor for the Bilge Troll.

Man, I ran into this super hot chick on the cruise I went on but we came across a Bilge Troll on our way to my room. Unfortunately, I answered wrong and... lets just say I don't think I'll be having sex again any time soon.

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Cunt Flaps McGee

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

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