Missouri

A 69,709 square mile trailer park with representation in Congress. A government land reservation for the mentally defective and socially inept. Conceptually similar to the portable classrooms outside of a high school where the "special needs" students are segregated from the students who have a fighting shot at success in life. Missouri is the twenty first largest state in the United States. According to the 2007 Census Bureau, Missouri is home to approximately six million people. Almost one thousand of these people are literate.

John: Did you hear that the EPA is going to give the Earth an enema?

Jane: No I didn't. Where will they stick the hose?

John: Columbia, Missouri.

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