Marwan

In middle eastern countries, he who possesses the biggest cock possesses the name Marwan. There are only two Marwans in this world. One in Montreal and one in Hell... banished there because of his smaller ding dong.

Priest : I now pronounce you Marwan, beholder of the biggest cock.

Marwan Montreal : YESSSSS. NOW GO TO HELL OTHER MARWAN !!

Other Marwan : NooooOOOOo, Whyyy is it so huuuuuugeeeee. me so smaaaaaaalll

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