Swe-bop

Swe-bop, a portmanteau of Swiss and bebop.

Cyril: “So, did anyone else know that Robert had a Swiss jazz label?”
Pam: “Or that Swiss jazz was a subgenre called Swe-bop?”
Archer: “I mean, it figures. Switzerland is like the jazz of countries. It just keeps going and going and no one has any idea why.”

naco

Naco, a portmanteau of nacho and taco. Coined by Ron Stoppable in the tv show Kim Possible.

It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.

Kim: "What are you eating?"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"

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chitch

Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.

Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"

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Home Ec-staurant

A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.

When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.

Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”

cranbaisins

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

strippercize

A portmanteau of stripper and exercise.

Pam: "Archer, I got out! Those strippercize classes really helped with my shimmy."

Archer: "You truly are a Renaissance woman."

plane-arita

Plane-arita, a portmanteau of plane and margarita.

A margarita that you drink on a plane.

(phone vibrates)
Wolf: “Oh, no. No, no, no.”
Judy: “Oh, no. What?”
Wolf: “There's a new post to Mom's blog. Oh, God. Mom's on a flight. And she's already three plane-aritas deep.”
Beef: “Do you feel that, children? The way the wind has stilled in the pines, and the caribou no longer utters its lonely howl? She is set upon us.”