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Invezzling, a portmanteau of investing and embezzling.
J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal."
Invezzling, a portmanteau of investing and embezzling.
J.R.: "Yes, that's right. Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account. It's not embezzling. It's a surefire investment. I'm invezzling. I mean, this is America. This is barely illegal. Fucking tight-ass."
Hobbytunity, a portmanteau of hobby and opportunity.
Bob: “What are you doing here? Are you making another documentary?”
Randy: “No. Filmmaking was just a hobbytunity for me.”
Bob: “And now you own a food truck? How can you afford this?”
Randy: “Hmm... I have my ways, Bob. One of those ways is that I have an inheritance from my grandfather. You'll be able to read all about my food trucking journey in my blook.”
Linda: “What's a "blook"?”
Gene: “A blonde cook.”
Tina: “Blooks have more fun.”
Randy: “No. It's a blog I'm writing that I'm turning into a book. And the probably a bloovie.”
Bob: “You-you can't take two words and make them into one stupider word, Randy.”
Randy: “Well, Bob, now you're not invited to the blemiere.”
Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.
Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"
Naco, a portmanteau of nacho and taco. Coined by Ron Stoppable in the tv show Kim Possible.
It is created by taking nacho chips and cheese, mixing them with the fillings of a taco, placing it all in a tortilla, and lifting up the sides to form the bag-like shape.
Kim: "What are you eating?"
Ron: "Taco meets nacho. I call it the 'Naco'!"
Kim: "I call it 'gross beyond reason.'"
Ron: "Do you want some?"
Rufus: "Mmm! Naco!"
A portmanteau of Home Ec and restaurant. Coined by Bob Belcher in the tv show Bob's Burgers.
When the Home Ec class sells food to the students at school lunch.
Jocelyn: “You guys, we're not a restaurant. Go away.”
Bob: “Well, wait, we could be.”
Jocelyn: “No, we're not.”
Bob: “Well, that's the "Ec" of "Home Ec." A-a restaurant.”
Jocelyn: “Oh.”
Bob: “Yeah, a Home Ec-staurant.”
Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.
Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"