Off-topic

Something that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand, in a bad way.

A MESSAGE BOARD TOPIC:

A: So has anyone seen the new Star Wars movie?

B: Yeah, it was great!

C: Hey whats that new song by The Killers called?

A: Wow, that was really off-topic.

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Zoltar

DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) techno music show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.

Man did you hear that new song Zoltar hit up on the radio? That was tight!

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pit rub

Alternate way of saying deodorant

Will's was smelling dank nasty, so we threw him a tube of pit rub.

Dead Nazi

The best kind of nazi!

The only good nazi is a DEAD nazi.

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Artsy Fartsy

A really nerdy piece of art. Usually liked by confused poetic girls in their 20's. May contain polka-dots and ramdomly arranged colors.

Look at that pair of artsy fartsy reading glasses!

The thick pink ones with black polka-dots?

Yeah, those!

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Itah

The opposite of Utah

A: Itah!
B: No, Utah!

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skin sword

A slang term for a penis.

I pull out my skin sword and make you cum
Rub it all around and stick it in your bum

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