douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

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Frotch

A very fiery crotch, usually belonging to people of ginger nature. A typical burning sensation in the pelvis, normally belonging to girls named Lacy.

"You see that girl over there with the red hair? Yeah, she's most definitely the biggest frotch I know. "

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