Silly Pancake

A nice way of calling someone silly, not stupid; it is said in a nice way:

*Calls up*
"Do you know what time is it?"
"Oh sorry, I just wanted to ask if I can come over tomorrow?"
"You silly pancake! You know you're always welcome to."

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Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique

The French alternative to ich heiße super fantastisch

"I wrote a new song"
*Plays on guitar and sings "Ich Heiße Super-Fantastisch"*
"LOLWUT, you can't do that - that's a Franz Ferdinand song"
"But the chords are completely different and it sounds cool"
"Well you just can't do it"
"How about... Je M'appelle Super-Fantastique?!"

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Flatus Vaginalis

The technical name in Latin for a 'Fanny Fart', 'Vart' or 'Queef'.

"I was engaging in copulation the night previously, when my dearest partner of my non-marital relationship released an expulsion of air, a Flatus Vaginalis my dear boy, from her Vulva."

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