thirstday

noun: A day of the week that a thirsty a**hole wants someone so bad obviously, to the point it supersedes all other days in the week which the desire for intercourse is request and/or demanded.

This guy at the gym asked for my phone number, but when I responded, "sorry, I'm married." He came back with, "Oh that's cool, maybe I can follow you in insta, twitter, FB, and snapchat; anything where I can show you my d**ck "...it must be Thirstday.

disneyppointed

Adjective

1. Being disappointed by the actions performed by Disney and it's subsidiaries in regards to their films, franchises, or business decisions.

Disney doesn't want to work with Sony to keep Spiderman in the Marvel universe. I'm kind of #Disneyppointed right now.

disneylighted

Adjective
origin, english, combination of disney and delighted

Being delighted, excited, and/or enthusiastic in the actions performed by disney and their affiliates regarding their films, franchises, and business decisions

Just found out Halle Bailey is playing Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid, I'm super #disneylighted about changing things up, keeping it fresh, and at the same time, staying true to our childhood.

Madir

noun, a combination of Madam and Sir. A respectful and non-binary word used to address someone in public without offending them.

Pronounced like "Matter"

Not knowing the gender identity of the person in front of him identifies with, Joshua exclaimed, "Pardon me, Madir, you dropped your wallet."

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