natural ice

one of the cheapest beers you can buy, but unlike other cheap beers, natural ice has a refreshing taste and goes down smooth. has a higher alcohol content compared to other beers of 5.9% and is highly popular among high school and college students. it is not to be confused with natural light which is only drank by pussies. common nickname is natty ice referring to its "nasty" taste, but is largely inaccurate.

guy 1: "hey dave do u want a natty light or natty ice?"
guy 2: "what the fuck do u think i am? a pussy? throw me a natural ice"
guy 1: "Oh yea. i forgot only pussies drink light beer"

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