derek dancing

A dance, usually performed by young men, of which they sway their pointing index fingers from side to side whilst looking up to their top right.

Girl: "John said he was only skipping the gym tonight because he would make up for it on the dance floor... but he is just derek dancing!!!"

or

Emma: "The guy by the bar is good looking, I'm going to ask him out."
Alice: "Hold that thought. He just started derek dancing."

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Washington

A Diet Coke.
As in Washington DC; DC being an abbreviation for Diet Coke.

Or because a Diet Coke washes your dinner down nicely!

Girl: "Would you like a Cola?"
Guy: "I shouldnt, I am watching my weight."
Girl: "I'll get you a Washington then."
Guy: "Thats more like it!"

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