death

An irrevesible cessation of life.

A BOY AND A PRIEST ARE INSIDE A CONFESSION BOX...

BOY: father, i think i'm dead.

PRIEST: no my dear child, death awaits you not.

BOY: i believe it has come already.

PRIEST: boy! what makes you speak such unholy words?

BOY: coz i just got into Dover College.

PRIEST: oh! that makes it worse.

Some underlevelled individuals may spell or pronounce it as "DEAF", but that is a different word altogether, with no correlation at all.

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