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when a man jacks in a box and jizzes all over it, and put its in the partners head and then say u got jack in the box bitch
Jeff: here do u want jack in the box
Kevin: yes
Jeff:heres jack in the box bicth!!!
Kevin: u basturd
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When a girl is on her period, and the guys about to eat her, and she opens it up and it falls all over the guy
Mike: dude in was bout to eat my gf, but i didn't know she was on her month
Ryan: and what happened?
Mike: she opened it up and it poured all over me
Ryan: haha she did The Kool-Aid pour
Mike: What?
Ryan: never mind
when a man loses his virginity and keeps it
by the condom he used
Rick: dude i found the condom used, when i lost it
Andy: and why did you keep the condom?
Rick: cause i wanna keep my virginity, duh, i call it menace shot
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