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A snarky shirt containing a silk-screened image that's intended to be accepted and received by other's as a normal 'funny t-shirt,' while conveying a hidden message about an incident that everyone who's 'in the loop' should know about.
CP and Kobe wore their jimshirts to work today. No one else noticed that the Berzerk message was about the memo that went out last week.
158π 28π
The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.
285π 53π
A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.
His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.
257π 67π
Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.
Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
28π 4π
When attending a training or conference, and whenever the speaker says something, the crowd nods knowingly and approvingly in unison.
It's a way to appear engaged without learning a god damn thing because nothing of substance is being offered.
The speaker goes on thinking he has made a difference, and the crowd goes home feeling like they are a part of something bigger.
Dan sat thru another wasted day at the conference. Realizing when he left, all that got accomplished was a handful of nonprofit nods to make everyone feel good.
The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.
We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.
317π 66π
Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.
311π 58π