fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

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chew-boxers

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and only starts shaving her legs to right above the knee.

A few months after I started seein' her, she got lazy with the razor and came at me w/ chew-boxers.

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Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

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