ooc

ooc is a modern, object-oriented, functional-ish, high-level, low-level, sexy programming language. it's translated to pure C with a source-to-source compiler. it thrives to be powerful, modular, extensible, portable, yet simple and fast.

Jack: Ohmygod, Java is so f*cking slow to start up!
Max: Why don't you do it in ooc instead?

or

Jack: I'm so done with C++. Never again
Anna: Why don't you do it in ooc instead?

or

Jack: C# is so bloated
Rajeesh: Why don't you..
Jack: ENOUGH ALREADY! WHAT'S UP WITH YOU PEOPLE?

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