Towne Lake

A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.

Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!

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Foa Constrictor

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.