putridity

The quality of foul odor as a measure of its intensity.

The Putridity was almost as if a dead animal, wearing teenage boy gym sneakers was put in the microwave with leftover fish.

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Infidelity

Going outside of a monogomous relationship for sexual intercourse, companionship, or attention. Cheating.

Infidelity is a nicer way of saying my wife makes my tuna with other guys' mayonaise?

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Buttered

Buttered --

Losing one's employment as a result of using a racial slur in the workplace ala Paula Deen circa June, 2013.

"You hear what happened to Bill? The Spics in HR Buttered his ass for saying 'Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle' in the locker-room!"

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