jake

jake is that one guy who enters every group chat and somehow makes the conversation be all about him; some people love him some people hate him, but you know he loves any attention he can get

he may seem cold and mean on the outside but really he's just a softie with a kind heart (yeah u are shush)

he also probably has a weird thing for lions idk

but u should probably just stan him, #stanjake has a nice ring to it ig

jake is the best; i stan

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consecotaleophobia

the fear of chopsticks

jake: ive consecotaleophobia
nehal: chopstick
jake: STFU
nehal: chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick chopstick
*jake has left the conversation*