gimpin his ride

The popular pursuit of taking an already pish car and rendering it even less desirable by festooning it with a plethora of cheap tat purchased from Halfords in a vain attempt to persuade young ladies to drop down.

Big Stevie spent a stack of beertokens gimpin his ride to get that wee burd from Tescos to drop down but she said his motor looked like he'd smashed into Poundstretchers window.

Beertokens

cash to be placed in a short term investment. if the investment matures well the investor can expect a rapid return in the form of getting utterly wankered and shagging some bint usually in Woolworth's doorway whilst holding a kebab

Big Al won a monkey on the gee gees so he had enough Beertokens to get us all completely trousered that night.

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