Oliver

Is usually a guy, not very manly, usually asian, very tall and skinny but with a mean muffin top. An Oliver is usually dirty and plays with mud. He brags about having acquaintances and being, "swagger king," but really, no one likes him or even knows he exists because he is overshadowed by someone close to him.

(party music playing in backround)
Girl #1: Do you see that guy over there?

Girl #2: Yeah, I heard his name was Adolfo!

Girl #1: Man, he's so hot. Who's that nasty chick next to him?

Girl #2: I don't know his name, but he's SUCH an Oliver and he's been creeping around all night!

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