hammerwatch

Watching a movie while incredibly intoxicated (hammered).

The X-Files is on tomorrow night, maybe I'll hammerwatch it for a few hours.

the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.

Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?