smarcastic

A combination of being a smartass and sarcastic.

Tom: This place is a mess.

Haley: Then why don't you clean it up?
Tom: Jeez, what is it with you and being so smarcastic today

harm

Used to desribe both you arm and hand at the same time

Jane tryed hitting me with her book, so I used my harm as a self-defense move.

Harm is done when using your harm. :)