porcelain pit

a toilet, typically with great depth to contain splash water.

Hey, I like how the new porcelain pit has tall walls for even the nastiest of dumps.

Kickin' the Crib

action implying hating to wake up; a very needed sleep

When my alarm woke me up at 6:30 this morning, I was kickin' the crib.

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Snail Trail

the act of using the hand/forearm to rid the nose of running snot leaving a glistening path hence the name "snail trail". the trail usually begins on or near the index finger and runs at least half way up the forearm.

"I didn't have a Kleenex, so I just...snail trailed my snot and hoped that it was gone before i got to my elbow.

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Toilet's Revenge

Upon dropping stinky logsinto the porcelain pit,in retaliation,the toilet graces your butt cheeks with toilet water. Often occurs when turds are cut well before submerging.

I flippin' hate toilet's revenge! The water causes the toilet paper to thin out and it's just down right cold!

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Blabo

an instance when one misspeaks; its the typo of an oral error

Is he still dating Tiffany?
- Tiffany? He was never dating Tiffany.
No, not Tiffany but whatserface.
My bad man, I made a blabo.

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