whore

1) A slut with an hourly rate.

2) Someone who, if they turned up to your birthday party, would only give you a one night stand, a small fee and syphilis.

3) The kind of person that would hit a man with glasses, but only if he had money.

4) Someone whose sexual standards drop in ratio to the amount of money the nearest male has.

5) By logical progression, every man's ex-girlfriend.

1) Man: Hey, you're hot.
Girl: Hi, you're mildly attractive.
Man flourishes wads of cash.
Man: Hey, you're hot.
Girl: Hi, wanna fuck?

5) Logical progression:
Man, I paid for our dinners, bought her presents and gave her my heart. Now that I think about it, she's like a whore; I mean, I DID give her all my money for a few half-arsed fucks...

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slut

1) A hoe that accepts IOUs.
2) Someone that's easier than one, two, three.
3) Someone with standards so low that you have to watch your step.
4) Someone who goes to bed more than she sleeps.
5) Someone whose legs are the only things open longer than 7-11.
6) Someone who's enough of a cheapass to employ certain tactics to make sure she'll never have to buy her own bed.
7) Someone who picks up more fluids than your average sponge.
8) A whore that goes by the motto "Try before you buy."
9) Someone who treats sex as a commodity traded via voulenteer work.

"Statistically*, there's always at least one slut at any given party, school and workplace that my ex-girlfriend goes to." - Pretty much any guy with an ex, really.

* If by "statistically" you mean "according to me"

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