L.M.M.F.A.O.

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.

Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.

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daffodilitis

Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.

Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."

Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."

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