Sausage Casserole

Any international flight in which there are more male flight attendants than female. A Sausage Casserole differs to a sausagefest due to chutney being involved.

Mike: "Damn, there are only 3 female flight attendants on this flight! It's a total sausagefest up in here."

Cam: "More like a Sausage Casserole."

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Mega Titty Vibes

The feminine form of Big Dick Energy, a unique blend of love, compassion, beauty and iron will.

Bob: "Cara is a real bitch"
Jack: "No you're just annoyed because her mega titty vibes shows up your small dick energy. Man up, son."
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Jane: "You hear Ruth Bader Ginsburg died?"
Bob: "No way! :( RBG had some real MTV..."

Flaming bikkies

For fuck’s sake.

Me: “Hey ma, Jimmy’s fucked off with the wagon again”
Ma: “AHH FLAMING BIKKIES THAT SWAMP DONKEY IS GONNA GET A MOLLYWHOPPIN”