roehmosexual

A usually closeted homosexual who is a conservative but also a hypocrite due to his support of the anti-gay policies of an extreme right-wing government. (After Ernst Roehm (1887-1934), head of the SA in Nazi Germany from 1931 to 1934.)

He supports the party's position on same-sex marriage yet bloggers uncovered the fact that he is just another roehmosexual.

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Gonorrhea Lectim

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;

extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions;

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.

"Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."

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hunched

Hunched : someone who is a jealous two faced that is packing that meat. Someone who works at a meat market who doesnt get along. Slang for bitch

Dam that girl is hunched. She be having a hunched day

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