Grapeesushew

A delectable treat to be made when you live in an “ingredient household”.

The grapeesushew consists of a graham cracker, coated in a layer of peanut butter. The peanut butter then has a light dusting of powdered sugar coating it, with cashews being the garnish of sorts over the whole confection.

A delightful morsel for hungry children across the continental United States.

George Washington was said to have eaten one for sustenance during one of his many trysts in the Revolutionary War.

“Hey, I’m hungry but your house doesn’t have any food.”

“That’s okay, we can make a grapeesushew!”

“What the hell”

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

Goonbobbing

Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.

Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that little sucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.