eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

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woodskies

when someone does something that is completely random which results in a situation not in your favour

gd: eat one buddy, i just stole your wallet
top: dude thats so woodskies

cindy: its time to have a shower
cedric: woodskies

mikey: i just got a teamdown
jeremy: woodskies

phil: your out of the team
steven: woodskies

steven: I just tded
kh2p: Oh that's not woodskies, cause it happens all the time

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