New Canaan

New Canaan is one of the richest towns in America but the people there can't get over themselves. Being one of the few people in New Canaan who doesn't have 6 houses and multiple Bently's, I can laugh at the comedic antics of my classmates and people in the town in general. In New Canaan, people try to be badass by skipping class and listining to rap. Well look in the damn mirror everyone in this town is friggin white. As for sports, if you dont play baseball (best sport) or lacrosse (stupid) you are considered an outcast or faggot. But in New Canaan, talent has nothing to do with sports. You will only get playing time if your parents are friends with the director of your sports, or politics. I am one of the few who suffer from Parental-Commisioner-Enemy-Syndrome, or PCES. All of the others who suffer from PCES share my synical veiw on my disgraseful town, but at least we are better then the D-Baggers

New Canaan is not where you should move. Waste your money somewhere else. Seriously.

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