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1. Exposing one's shaven genital region to others
2. The act of shaving one's genital region
"I told everyone to show up no earlier than 8 p.m. At 7:30, Marsha and Donald walked in without knocking! I was flying the Brazilian flag, right out of the shower! How embarrassing!"
10π 3π
Someone you will never be allowed to fuck, as it would be social suicide.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
7π 62π
The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
68π 952π
Long skinny breasts that hang down like bananas.
Guy 1: Wow, Kate Winslet's really got some large naturals!
Guy 2: See The Reader, bro. They're total banana danglers.
6π 5π
When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling
"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."
6π 1π
The act of going back and Liking someone's non-current photograph on Facebook or Instagram.
"You got an iPhone! Now you can go and back-like my most artistic photographs on Instagram."
"I think Donald has a crush on me...he just back-liked six of my profile pics!!"
"I just added Marsha on Facebook...I'll go and back-like a few of her selfies to make her feel awesome."
The most sincere tears of all.
Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!
6π 6π